Very funny!
That joke hits home with me as I use to have a neighbor who was quite the drunk and potty mouthed individual. He owned a talking parrot that he'd tried to sell a few times, but it kept coming back to him because it had picked up all of his profanities. I never heard a bird, or a sailor even, that could cuss up the storm that old parrot could.
In other news, if he didn't like you, he'd pick up his bird poop with his claw and throw it at you. Nasty little beast.