That my dear sir's, is a
Great White Booty Blower. These things are commonly found in the shallows of the Pacific Ocean. Occasionally they beach themselves to sun bathe. They live on a diet of potato chips, soda, racks of ribs, and fried chicken.
The following is a warning to all men:
When one of these babies comes swiming around, you should not gaze directly into their eyes, they take that as a mating call, and will swarm around you. And what ever you do, do not let one get near you when your drunk! They have this very powerful way of getting you to sleep with them. That is the only way they can procreate......
Jen