Thouse guys smashing the turtle eggs and poking the mom make me sick

If I saw something like that I would really beat the hell out of thouse guys. Now the eggs, even if they are not in the same possition they were laid on, you should even then give it a try, in my experience reptile eggs are tough. Mix equal weigths of vermiculate and water to make a suitable medium (or use something else you may have on hand, its just to give you a idea) and put the medium on a taperware, burry sligthly the eggs, make holes in the cap, put on gently the cap and put the woule thing in a tank heated to like 75, to avoid it from moving you can use something like a brick to put the taperware on top of it, so that the warm water covers the botom of the taperware and thats it.