Rich Gannon was seen in downtown Oakland this morning, expressing frustration at losing the Super Bowl by picking up large rocks and hurling them
at the windows of a burning McDonald's.
Unfortunately for Gannon, a fellow rioter intercepted his throw and ran the rock back for a TD!
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. "Doctor," she asks nervously, "I'm worried sick - can you get pregnant from anal intercourse?" "Of course," replies the doctor, "Where do you think Raiders fans come from?"
The Raiders played a benefit game against the *** Men's Choir in San Francisco. In the 4th Quarter the score was Raiders 3 - *** Men's Choir 35. At the 2-minute warning, the *** Men's Choir thought it was the end of the game and left .... The Raiders scored 1:58 later .... but missed the extra point.