Okay, yeah, I acknowledge that the Euro-Perch are a wee bit bigger; their biggest Pike edge ours out a bit as well, but...so what? I would never suggest that "bigger is better"...at least, certainly not when ours are not bigger...

I was referring specifically to colouration in my earlier comparison.
Paler? Not a prayer. Every one of the pictures posted above shows a nicely coloured fish, no question...but I would wager that every single Perch caught in my neck of the woods, regardless of size, is far brighter and more colourful than any of those shown. The greens, yellows and oranges in a healthy flavescens are much more rich and vibrant, the contrasts far more vivid. Surely any North American anglers reading this would agree?
I won't touch upon the exaggerated poses displayed by those anglers, as we have plenty of those photo-tricksters on our side of the pond as well. My goodness, if those guys leaned over any further toward the camera with those fish shoved out any further in front of them, they'd fall out of the boat. I mean, come on...do they really have hands as big as their own heads? Or is that all skewed perspective?
I must say, Russ, that I'm a bit disappointed in the way you're pandering to our British friend. You know as well as I do that he is working hard on his little island in the North Atlantic to bolster his self confidence, and I applaud your efforts to assist him, but...we don't want him to get a swelled head, do we?
There, there, Esox...there, there...those are some pretty nice fish that your buddies are sticking out towards the camera...there, there...
