No One Saw That!
- Thread starter M|L
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shut up I didnt say that me doing that was retarded i just said I am not retarded. As in the situation with me drooling was retarded but me as a being isnt retarded. o__o do you understand or do I need to translate? 
Ever choked on a drink and spat everywhere?
Happened to me... in a park... with ten thousand people watching.
this happened to me once. i was already drunk and friend made me take one last shot. i did and right when i was throwing it down, my friend made a comment to make me chock and spat it all over him... serves him right to make throw down one more.
one of my friends made me laugh and soda came out of my nose it was like half my can damt i was pissed lol but its always better twice around lol
last summer at a waterpark i was walking down a flight of stairs(drunk) to the "lazy river" part i slipped and went ass first the rest of the stairs it was in front of a couple hot girls and my freinds after that i ran crying and hid in a corner
last summer at a waterpark i was walking down a flight of stairs(drunk) to the "lazy river" part i slipped and went ass first the rest of the stairs it was in front of a couple hot girls and my freinds after that i ran crying and hid in a corner
I would've grabbed the girls with me. And then blame it on them.
, back in high school i fell asleep during class on my book and when someone woke me up i was drooling so much that when i lifted my head the pages were stuck to my face and like the whole bottom half of the book was soaked