Now I know What Im going to ask santa

[Nic]

Ummm.....I think they're gummi bears.

poor gummie bears

 

[Mike D]

poor gummie bears

haha

 

[reptech]

so do i still get my fruitcake

 

[jason longboard]

Dammit it didnt work right.I mean yeah it got the sexy part but its still too manly and now its chasing me all over the house.Damn it just ate my crested gecko!ALright guys Im gonna try this again later,ahhhhhhits after me.

 

[coura]

Santas dead kid,hes dead,so VF will buy it for you.He just PMd me and he and reptech are talking this over.They should have the funds for it by,oh lets say 2020.So just be patient.THe only other way is if my project goes as planed.Ive taken Santas body and the body of a favorite decesed super model and will be giving her Santas heart,not his brain,I wouldnt want her to come out to smart.So after the lightning storm this weekend the 2 shall become one.IF this works,I will have it bring you the lizard.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I sure hope she dosnt grow the beard though.Wish me luck.

No I was being sarcastic but a few of you took the thing literaly, what I was ment to say:"Men this guys are awesame and I would love to have one, check it out" Obviously very very expensive and they aint gonna showup here any time soon but good things come for thouse that wait If someday Im going to have the money and space for such a endeavor I will gladly get a normal one. What about one of thouse reall yellow and smaller locales? They are awesame

 

[coura]

Dammit it didnt work right.I mean yeah it got the sexy part but its still too manly and now its chasing me all over the house.Damn it just ate my crested gecko!ALright guys Im gonna try this again later,ahhhhhhits after me.View attachment 285074

My gramma would like that santa´s sell phone number

 

[jason longboard]

good thing she didnt see him before I paint shopped some pants on to him.Santa was nakey.

 

[coura]

good thing she didnt see him before I paint shopped some pants on to him.Santa was nakey.

 

[coura]

Of what? The fruitcake? Ok you asked for it...

Kidding apart I hate fruit cake so muchYuck And here we have the so called "king cake" wich is basicly a big round fruit cake and every year i have to deal with it

 

[ceeej31]

good thing she didnt see him before I paint shopped some pants on to him.Santa was nakey.

i guess he is going to put him self on the naughty list