Official Off Topic Discussion Thread #1

[Warborg]

That sucks! Was planning on taking my Daughter to the circus but the price went from $10 to $47 per person over the weekend. So that's out.

Now my wife talked me into pulling out a 2600 gallon kiddie pool(last one was used for a pond). Told my wife in 10 months when nobody wants to swim in it I will throw some fish in it.

 

[Chub_by]

Win-win Situation

 

[krichardson]

So a guy in China gets his er...appendage hacked off twice in one night and then it's tossed into the street where authorities suspect a cat or a dog ate it...Eddie is this the tidbit you were referring to the other day?

 

[ballinouttacntrol]

Yes sir. They still haven't found it. Lol clean up your post. You can't say the p word


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[krichardson]

Woops...wasn't aware of that.The report says he jumped up and chased the woman out into the street were he fought with her as he bled profusely....sounds like one of the modern,ultra violent martial arts films.

 

[ballinouttacntrol]

Lol yeah, the nurses were told a man was beating up a woman on the streets, when they arrived, they recognized she had chopped off his Italian sausage again! poor guy


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[krichardson]

Meanwhile,as they were fighting somewhere a stray dog and cat were locked in combat over the rights to eat it.

 

[ballinouttacntrol]

lmao. It's ok though. His mistress says she still loves him and wants to be with him, even without his salami


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[krichardson]

Sure...say anything to keep him from pressing charges.

 

[ballinouttacntrol]

nah not the cutter. That was his wife cuz he used her phone and logged into his email and forgot to log off. His wife found the emails to his mistress and cut his junk off. He went to the hospital and had it sewn back on. She snuck in that night and cut it back off


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