i havnt seen them on DVD sry. I have a the best of volume one collection(or what ever its called). i watch all the episodes on southparkstudios.com.
and im 21 so i was a good bit younger. lol
and im 21 so i was a good bit younger. lol
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Mr. Hat: Okay, children, let's take our seats. We have a lot to learn today.
Mr. Garrison: We sure do, Mr. Hat. [Wendy and Gregory sit next to each other in the back row, left. Stan looks at them from across the room] Okay, children, let's start the day with a few new math problems. [writes a problem on the board.] What is five times two? …Come on children, don't be shy. Just give it your best shot. [Clyde smiles and raises his hand] Yes, Clyde?
Clyde: Twelve?
Mr. Garrison: Okay. Now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete r****. Anyone?… Come on, don't be shy.
Kyle: [raises his hand] I think I know the answer, Mr. Garrison.
Cartman: [mocking] Muh muh muh muh muh muh, muh muh muh.
Kyle: [shoots back] Shut up, fatboy!
Cartman: Ey! Don't call me fat, you F***in' J**!
Mr. Garrison: Eric! Did you just say the F-word??
Cartman: …J**?
Kyle: No, he's talkin' about "f***." You can't say "f***" in school, you f***' fata**.
Mr. Garrison: Kyle!
Cartman: Why the f*** not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said "f***" again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: (****.)
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. F*** f***ty f*** f*** f***.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?!
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls? [the class gasps]
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?! [his jaw just hangs there]
Cartman: Oh, I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was: [picks up a bullhorn, turns it on, and speaks] "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?!"
Stan: Holy s***, dude.
http://www.southparkstuff.com/specials/movie_south_park_bigger_longer_and_uncut/movie_script/
Mr. Garrison: We sure do, Mr. Hat. [Wendy and Gregory sit next to each other in the back row, left. Stan looks at them from across the room] Okay, children, let's start the day with a few new math problems. [writes a problem on the board.] What is five times two? …Come on children, don't be shy. Just give it your best shot. [Clyde smiles and raises his hand] Yes, Clyde?
Clyde: Twelve?
Mr. Garrison: Okay. Now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete r****. Anyone?… Come on, don't be shy.
Kyle: [raises his hand] I think I know the answer, Mr. Garrison.
Cartman: [mocking] Muh muh muh muh muh muh, muh muh muh.
Kyle: [shoots back] Shut up, fatboy!
Cartman: Ey! Don't call me fat, you F***in' J**!
Mr. Garrison: Eric! Did you just say the F-word??
Cartman: …J**?
Kyle: No, he's talkin' about "f***." You can't say "f***" in school, you f***' fata**.
Mr. Garrison: Kyle!
Cartman: Why the f*** not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said "f***" again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: (****.)
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. F*** f***ty f*** f*** f***.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?!
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls? [the class gasps]
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?! [his jaw just hangs there]
Cartman: Oh, I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was: [picks up a bullhorn, turns it on, and speaks] "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?!"
Stan: Holy s***, dude.
http://www.southparkstuff.com/specials/movie_south_park_bigger_longer_and_uncut/movie_script/
Dudes! i was just talkin to someone about slapping people and it reminded me of southpark. Remember Mr. Queermo? hahahaha
