I don't think the potato state is in a position to make fun of anyone.
Don't get me started on Utah.
Portland is a great city, I could have moved anywhere in the US and I chose here. I've lived in a few big cities and love this one, perfect size, funny culture, and cheap rent.
Lol if you are going to USO next year, assuming you move there, the only fish stores in Corvallis is Petco and the place where the Black Belts came from.....