Old Chinese Proverbs
# Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
# Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
# Man who run in front of car get tired.
# Man who run behind car get exhausted.
# Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
# Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
# Man who walk thru airport turn stile sideways going to Bangkok.
# Man with one chop stick go hungry.
# Man who scratches ass should not bite finger nails.
# Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
# Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
# Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
# War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
# Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
# Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
# It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
# Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
# Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
# Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
# Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
# Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
# Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
# Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
# Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
# Man who run in front of car get tired.
# Man who run behind car get exhausted.
# Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
# Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
# Man who walk thru airport turn stile sideways going to Bangkok.
# Man with one chop stick go hungry.
# Man who scratches ass should not bite finger nails.
# Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
# Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
# Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
# War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
# Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
# Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
# It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
# Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
# Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
# Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
# Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
# Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
# Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
