ahahahaha Chuck Norris......
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage
lol ahahaah