koop171;2630621; said:reminds me of a joke.
A guy on a beach picks up a bottle. In the bottle is a genie. the genie tells that man that he can have three wishes. But for each wish he makes his Exwife will get double. so the man ponders this for a little bit and says ok I have my wishes. the genie looks at the man and says ok what are they.
The man says..
1. I want 10 million dollars.....
2. I want to have a beautiful g/f that will do anything I ask.....
Then the genie interjects and says remember that your ex will get double anything you ask for. The man replies I know so here is my thrid wish.....
3. I want a mild heart attack.
LOL I love it.
wonder if he'll get his kidney back. I dought it unless there is another donor but that's more then likely not going to happen.
HAHA!! yeah the way i heard it was the third wish was to be beaten half to death
