One weird divorce demand

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koop171;2630621; said:
reminds me of a joke.

A guy on a beach picks up a bottle. In the bottle is a genie. the genie tells that man that he can have three wishes. But for each wish he makes his Exwife will get double. so the man ponders this for a little bit and says ok I have my wishes. the genie looks at the man and says ok what are they.

The man says..
1. I want 10 million dollars.....
2. I want to have a beautiful g/f that will do anything I ask.....

Then the genie interjects and says remember that your ex will get double anything you ask for. The man replies I know so here is my thrid wish.....

3. I want a mild heart attack.


LOL I love it.








wonder if he'll get his kidney back. I dought it unless there is another donor but that's more then likely not going to happen.


HAHA!! yeah the way i heard it was the third wish was to be beaten half to death ;)
 
well if she cheated on him then he is right in asking for his kidney back lol.
 
Neervana;2633410; said:
well if she cheated on him then he is right in asking for his kidney back lol.
lol ***** deserves to die of kidney failure :ROFL:
 
he wont see a penny of it.
 
lol yeah- its sortof like asking a judge for the time you wasted on that person-its something youll never see. i wish i could gain back the 7 years i spent with my ex-it was a total waste of my time. good luck to the next woman that picks up that baggage lol
 
I knew a guy that wrote a letter to his soon to be ex-wife asking for their house in the divorce and how the house was the only thing he wanted in the divorce and his ex would never hear from him again if he got the house. Well, they went before the judge and the judge asked him if his letter was indeed what he wanted. The man said yes. The judge then told him that it was granted and that his wife should hand it over immediately. The man stood there stunned when his wife's attorney handed him the garden hose, the man tried to argue that he didn't ask for the hose but instead asked that he asked for the house. The judge asked him if he wrote the letter, the man said yes. The judge showed the letter to him and asked if any changes had been made to the letter, the man replied no. The judge then asked him how you spell house and the man replied H - O - S - E. The judge trying hard to keep from laughing told him that he had just spelled hose and that was what was in the letter. The judge then told him: "Well, I guess that you could say, you just got hosed."
 
:ROFL: he better get that kidney
 
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