Sheesh guys, it's a joke- that's why it's in the LOUNGE.
As to the power rangers, if it was the original five plus green ranger, they'd crush the turtles. Laser guns vs swords and training by a sewer rat, puh-lease. I still remember this from when I was a kid.
godzilla (breathes fire)
tyson (psychotic mofo)
wilt (any guy that sleeps w/ over 20K females gets my vote)
oprah (she'll drown her by making it flood ca$h)