I have uttered the inquiry "Why did you glue your finger to your nose?" Top that lol
Parent questions
- Thread starter Go_redfish
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Best one for me this year:
Walk in to find her putting my make up on my boston terrier.
Me: What the..? Why does Pip look like a hooker!?
Emma: What's a hooker?
Me: It's a woman who.....likes to look pretty when she goes fishing! Help me give the dog a bath!
Walk in to find her putting my make up on my boston terrier.
Me: What the..? Why does Pip look like a hooker!?
Emma: What's a hooker?
Me: It's a woman who.....likes to look pretty when she goes fishing! Help me give the dog a bath!
Ooooo! You know how some women are bent outta shape about their feet being too big for the shoes the want? Well you could offer a toe cropping service! Charge em $500 AND the turtle is fed for free. ...make em sign a waver first
"GET DOWN FROM THERE" (Niece)
"Why are you in the dryer?!" (Niece)
"What the hell were you thinking" (All of us)
"Why did you wait 2 days to tell me you cut your toe in half?!!" (Me)
"Why did you try to strangle your sister?!" (Me)
"Why did you try to strangle your brother?!"(Sister)
"Why is there a hole in your wall?!"(me)
"Do I even need to ask where there are multiple holes in your bathroom door?"(Me)
"Why do you want another knife/machete/axe/lighter/knife sharpener?"(Me)
"So you really think you can find enough stuff to stack up so you can unlock the door?"(Niece)
"Why did you cuss out your teacher?!"(Brother)
"Why did you get arrested....."(Brother)
"Why did you get pregnant in college?"(Sister)
"Why did you get pregnant in college again?"(Sister)
"Why did you drop out of college?"(Sister and brother)
"Why were you leaning over the side of the pond?" (I fell in)
"What did you do to your niece to make her cry?" (me)
"Stop playing with that knife!"(Me)
This is a combination of stuff said to me, my brother, my sister, and one of her two kids.
"Why are you in the dryer?!" (Niece)
"What the hell were you thinking" (All of us)
"Why did you wait 2 days to tell me you cut your toe in half?!!" (Me)
"Why did you try to strangle your sister?!" (Me)
"Why did you try to strangle your brother?!"(Sister)
"Why is there a hole in your wall?!"(me)
"Do I even need to ask where there are multiple holes in your bathroom door?"(Me)
"Why do you want another knife/machete/axe/lighter/knife sharpener?"(Me)
"So you really think you can find enough stuff to stack up so you can unlock the door?"(Niece)
"Why did you cuss out your teacher?!"(Brother)
"Why did you get arrested....."(Brother)
"Why did you get pregnant in college?"(Sister)
"Why did you get pregnant in college again?"(Sister)
"Why did you drop out of college?"(Sister and brother)
"Why were you leaning over the side of the pond?" (I fell in)
"What did you do to your niece to make her cry?" (me)
"Stop playing with that knife!"(Me)
This is a combination of stuff said to me, my brother, my sister, and one of her two kids.
Skj used to be the guy you'd call when you need someone roughed up. The tennis ball in the sock doesn't leave any evidence
.Hello; Not much of a weapon I suspect, but does great in the dryer. The tennis ball bounces around and fluffs up the laundry as it dries. Especially good for quilted things in keeping the clumps out. I do not recall why it needs to be inside a sock.Skj used to be the guy you'd call when you need someone roughed up. The tennis ball in the sock doesn't leave any evidence
A handful of spare change inside two socks might make a decent sap with a somewhat plausible excuse for having such on your person.
