i always thought it would be funny to teach a parrot to say somethin like "the fcuk you lookin at" then some kid would be like mommy mommy he has a big bird on his shoulder then the bird would be like " the fcuk you lookin at"... wich reminds me when i was like 10 there was a kid at my apartments that had one and everytiem the phone rang it would say get the damn phone and same for the door or if someone knocked on somethin