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Great replies guys. Today he "heard" that the fish who follow your hand around the tank are really smart, and my 1 inch piranhas must be dumb muth******s because they run.
 
100gallons;3724085; said:
Great replies guys. Today he "heard" that the fish who follow your hand around the tank are really smart, and my 1 inch piranhas must be dumb muth******s because they run.

So many suggestions here on what he should get, none of them very pleasant. Maybe the closest thing he should get to a fish is a screen saver. Sounds like if you smacked him you'd hear **** swishing around a bucket.
 
vladfloroff;3723941; said:
Get him a salt water stone fish and tell him that it like being petted. Tell him that they are "the b**ch getters". Should fix the problem really fast. It's morons like this that get species and breed restriction enacted, Also acting as fuel for the fires of stupid common with such legislation.

See thats not nice. Theres a chance he could survive. If you wanna kill him get a blue ring octopuss or maybe a sea goblin. But remember kids.....murder is bad.
 
That dude needs to join the United States Marine Corps and become a "real man". It will also force him to grow up. When I was in the corps I got the ladies with my pet goldfish and helping little old ladies across the street or participating in toys for tots. I challenge the dude to join. Peace!
 
He was going to but I dont know what happened. He is 25 and is one of the great youth who thinks they are a rapper or just a dumb *** who dont give a crap about anything but money and bi**hes. I hate it.
 
Grow your "dumb m-f'ing" Piranhas out a bit, and then put his smart fish in the tank :D
lol Just kidding. Most fish follow your hand around the glass because food sometimes comes out of it. Now some fish, like Cichlids, Mosquitofish, Catfish, Puffers, and Bichirs can actually recognize their owners, but most are just following their instincts...like the oceanic Sharks that follow commercial fishing boats.
 
100gallons;3725006; said:
He was going to but I dont know what happened. He is 25 and is one of the great youth who thinks they are a rapper or just a dumb *** who dont give a crap about anything but money and bi**hes. I hate it.


Let me guess, one of those guys who drives a Honda Civic with 22" chrome rims and a wing from a 737? :ROFL:
 
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