phallus Fish ?

[Oddball]

Why's it gotta be "shaped like a certain male organ"? Doesn't a woman also have an appendix?

 

[Oddball]

I used to have a wallet made from the skin of a whale's penis. It was a really nice wallet. But, I had to get rid of it after a short time. Problem was, every time I idled at a stop light, the dam thing grew to the size of a suitcase.