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Ok...what are some pick up lines that you've heard or even used? Did anyone ever fall for it or how did they react?

Here's one I heard a few days ago...

How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice.
 
i was working at star bucks years ago and somebody ordered a...

grande mocha filipino with whip cream
 
How much.........?
 
My girlfriend just reminded me of this.
We met in a pub in Pioneer Square in Seattle when after several drinks I walked up to her and asked her if she would like to go somewhere and ****. She said O.K. and we went to the Four Seasons which ended up costing me about $1500 when they tallied up the tab the next morning. We've been together 5 years next month.
I just told her "when I finally get my $1500 worth.....we're done!"
I won't be getting any tonight :(
 
plumber892003;564096; said:
My girlfriend just reminded me of this.
We met in a pub in Pioneer Square in Seattle when after several drinks I walked up to her and asked her if she would like to go somewhere and ****. She said O.K. and we went to the Four Seasons which ended up costing me about $1500 when they tallied up the tab the next morning. We've been together 5 years next month.
I just told her "when I finally get my $1500 worth.....we're done!"
I won't be getting any tonight :(
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HAhahaha .been there buddy.
 
I've used, "Does this taste funny to you?" while sticking my tongue out. That didn't work.
I've also used, "So, you come here often?" Doesn't work either but it's cheesey enough to break the ice.

Oh! And my favorite, "How YOU doin?" I seem to use that one alot when I drink.
 
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