Pigeons found down traveller's trousers

[navygirl76]

why would you steal pigeons? i mean-if i were going to steal birds they would be pretty and exotic!

 

[rmorse]

why would you steal pigeons? i mean-if i were going to steal birds they would be pretty and exotic!

Sigh, why does everyone automatically jump to "He's stealing birds"? Why can't it just be "He enjoys birds in his pants"???

 

[cassharper]

Sigh, why does everyone automatically jump to "He's stealing birds"? Why can't it just be "He enjoys birds in his pants"???

So much so that he forgot to take them out while going through customs

 

[rmorse]

So much so that he forgot to take them out while going through customs

Been there, done that. I think anyone who is serious about bird-pant-enjoyment (BPE) has done that at LEAST once. I mean, I have even gone to bed with them still in my pants!

 

[channarox]

imma try sparrows!