Pirate Joke

[likestofish]

A guy meets a pirate at the bar and he asks him how he got his peg leg

The pirate answers "aye on me first voyage a shark bit it off"

The guy says that pretty badass

Then the guy asks how he get a hook hand

THe pirate replies "arrrh on my second voyage the same blasted shark bit it off"

Wow thats some bad luck, but how did you get your eyepatch?

A seagull pooped in me eye says the pirate

In confusion the guys says thats not a reason to get a eyepatch

The pirate says but it was me first day with the hook hand.

 

[zakeel]

boo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lame joke

 

[Ang]

boo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lame joke

you're a kill joy



I like it.

 

[cipolla6]

thats not even close to lame try this out
what a fish with out eyes(say it out loud and think carefully)?




























































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[likestofish]

thats not even close to lame try this out
what a fish with out eyes(say it out loud and think carefully)?




























































fffffffffffffffffffffhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

??????

 

[Bottomfeeder]

Its a good joke, but i read it once and have told it so many times its lost all meaning.

 

[msjinkzd]

hehe, i like the pirate joke

 

[Death Pony]

HAHAHAHA!!!! I like it

 

[haynchinook334]

That joke was pretty cute. I liked it.

 

[David R]

Pirate walks into a bar, barman says "hey! You've got a steering wheel down your pants" pirate says "yaaaaarrr, its driving me nuts"...