Driving me nuts. Genious!How bout these:
A man walks into a bar. Ouch, he says.
An man who doesn't believe in religion was walking thru the forest and a Bear jumped out at him. He screamed "LORD HELP ME!" Time stopped. He goes, "That's wierd. Im not gonna become Catholic after all these years, but maybe you could make the Bear Catholic?" Time resumed. The Bear folded his paws and said "Thank you for the delicious meal I'm about to eat."
Why can't an idiot eat pickles? He can't fit his head in the jar.
