Questions You Always Wanted to Ask...

[Death Pony]

HAHAHA!!!!!!!!

 

[sabotage]

do i look fat in this???

 

[Red Devil]

EVER WONDER ...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens
our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two =2 mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?


Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe,
why do they call the airport the terminal?

 

[Red Devil]

keep it going ... and add more..

 

[Bottomfeeder]

Can you cry under
water?


How important does a
person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just
murdered?


Why do you have to
'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'?
Where's that extra penny going to?



Why does a round
pizza come in a square box?



What disease did cured
ham actually have?



How is it that we
put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put
wheels on luggage?



Why is it that people
say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?




If a deaf person has
to go to court, is it still called a hearing?




Why are you IN a
movie, but you're ON TV?





Why do people pay
to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look
at things on
the ground?





Why do doctors
leave the room while you change?
They're going to
see you naked anyway.





Why is 'bra' singular
and 'panties' plural?





Why do toasters always
have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no
decent human
being would eat?





If Jimmy cracks corn
and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?




If the professor on
Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he
fix a hole
in a boat?





Why does Goofy stand
erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!






If Wile E. Coyote had
enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?






If corn oil is made
from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made
from?





If electricity comes
from electrons, does morality come from morons?





Do the Alphabet song
and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?





Why did you just try
singing the two songs above?






Why do they call it an
asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a
hemorrhoid when it's
in your butt?





Did you ever notice
that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when
you take him
for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

lol those are great. How many did you make up?

FUNNY
why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway

That's an old one...

How do you get a one armed stoner out of a tree?

Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?

If a cat always lands on it's feet and toast always lands jelly side down, what happens if you tie some toast to the back of a cat and drop it?

Why is a package sent by ship called cargo and sent by car a shipment?

Sheep might shrimk./..after all, you see many more sheep than goats...

Great thread Liz!!!

Why do you bake cookies, but cook baccon?

Uhhh IDK but I'll take 2 orders of each.

Why do we have to say
"I'll see you Tuesday night."
rather than
"I'll see you Tuesnight."
???
That's been driving me nuts since preschool.

Someone came up to my Grandma and said "Excuse me mam, what day is it?" My Grandma said, "Monday." The guy said "No...It's Monnight!" Then he ran away as if he had just stolen her purse...where was the post about stoners in a tree?

ill be right back

My cat is stupid...she probably always lands on her HEAD!

im just playing, lol, i would never drop a piece of toast on purpose

Thats wheat abuse!

If the plural of goose is geese... should not the plural of moose be meese? This has always bothered me....

3 blind meese...three blind meese...blah blah blah something something...cut off their tails with a carving knife...three blind meese...

If a man with multiple personalities is holding a gun to his head, is that a hostage situation?

If a man with mutliple personalities is planning to assinate an important person, is that a conspiracy?

Why is the plural for teach-taught but preach is not praught?

Why do you recite at a play and play at a recital?

wow...I'll be thinking about those ALL minute...

U make that ur self? if not, very convinient...

EVER WONDER ...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens
our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two =2 mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?


Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe,
why do they call the airport the terminal?

good ones!
sorry abou the lopng post tho. if it needs to, mods, you can split it up into a few posts...thanks.
PPL PLZ dont tell me these are stupid..




I know that.

 

[Red Devil]

lol those are great. How many did you make up?


That's an old one...


Sheep might shrimk./..after all, you see many more sheep than goats...


Uhhh IDK but I'll take 2 orders of each.


Someone came up to my Grandma and said "Excuse me mam, what day is it?" My Grandma said, "Monday." The guy said "No...It's Monnight!" Then he ran away as if he had just stolen her purse...where was the post about stoners in a tree?


My cat is stupid...she probably always lands on her HEAD!


Thats wheat abuse!


3 blind meese...three blind meese...blah blah blah something something...cut off their tails with a carving knife...three blind meese...


wow...I'll be thinking about those ALL minute...


U make that ur self? if not, very convinient...


good ones!
sorry abou the lopng post tho. if it needs to, mods, you can split it up into a few posts...thanks.
PPL PLZ dont tell me these are stupid..they are original....

 

[RedDevilDon2005]

i cant think of any right now

 

[Red Devil]

i cant think of any right now

Your too cute,...