"Quotes"

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http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0714310/ I get it!

But what you need to remember is that there's what people want to hear, there's what people want to believe, there's everything else, THEN there's the truth!
 
"Love does not make the world go round but it makes the ride worthwhile."

Franklin Jones
 
"Everybody focuses on the eggs as the important part of ham and eggs, all the chicken has to do is lay the eggs to make the breakfast while the pig has to give up its life to make the breakfast, sometimes we need to remind ourselves how big a sacrifice it is to be the ham and not the eggs"
 
When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun.

Your only job is to cook. Do you not realize I have had diarrhea since Easters?
 
Quotes from the Sports World

1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I want'all
dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan'all the kids to copulate
me."
2. New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming
season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."

3.And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skin's say: "I'd run over my own
mother to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To win, I'd
run over Joe's Mom, too."

4. Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on
his coach, John Jenkins: "He treats us like men. He lets us wear
earrings.."

5. Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann:"Nobody
in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman
Einstein."

6. Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh "I'm going
tograduate on time, no matter how long it takes."

7. Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You guys line up
alphabetically by height.." And, "You guys pair up in groups of three, and
then line up in a circle."

8. Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson going
to prison:"Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to
prison for three years, not Princeton ."

9. Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a
color photo of himself above his locker: "That's so when I forget how to
spell my name, I can still find my clothes."

10. Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of
heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the
morning, regardless of what time it is."

11. Chuck Nevitt , North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to
Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: "My sister's
expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt."

12. Frank Layden , Utah Jazz president, on a former player: "I told
him,'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Coach,
I don't know and I don't care.'"

13. Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a
player who received four F's and one D: "Son, looks to me like you're
spending too much time on one subject."

14. In the words of NC State great Charles Shackelford I can go to my left
or right, I am amphibious
 
“Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.”

Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)
 
When your body's tired excersize ur mind. Shld be the other way around tho.
 
I'm terribly sorry, but it seems that my Karma just ran over your Dogma.
 
Normally you get in the locker room, I don't know, twenty-five minutes, a half hour before the team takes the field; you do your little X's and 0's, and then you give the great Knute Rockne talk. We all do. Speech number eight-four. You pull them right out, you get ready, get your squad ready. Well, this is the first one I ever gave. And I read this thing -- Lombardi, what he said was he didn't go in. He waited. His team was wondering: Where is he? Where is this great coach? He's not there. Ten minutes -- he's still not there. Three minutes before they could take the field Lombardi comes in, bangs the door open, and I think you all remember what great presence he had, alright, great presence. He walked in and he just walked back and forth, like this, just walked, staring at the players. And he said, "All eyes on me." And I'm reading this in this book. I'm getting this picture of Lombardi before his first game and he said "Gentlemen, we will be successful this year, if you can focus on three things, and three things only: Your family, your religion, and the Green Bay Packers." And he...like that...And they knocked the walls down and the rest was history. I said, that's beautiful. I'm going to do that. Your family, your religion, and Rutgers basketball.
That's it. I had it. Listen, I'm twenty-one years old. The kids I'm coaching are nineteen, alright? And I'm going to be the greatest coach in the world, the next Lombardi. And...I'm practicing outside of the locker room and the managers tell me "you got to go in." "Not yet, not yet"... family, religion, Rutgers Basketball. All eyes on me. I got it, I got it. Then finally he said, "three minutes," and I said "fine." True story. I go to knock the doors open just like Lombardi. Boom! They didn't open. I almost broke my arm. I was like...Now I was down, the players were looking. Help the coach out, help him out. And now I did like Lombardi, I walked back and forth, and I was going like that with my arm getting the feeling back in it. Finally I said, "Gentlemen, all eyes on me." These kids wanted to play, they're nineteen. "Let's go," I said. "Gentlemen, we'll be successful this year if you can focus on three things, and three things only: Your family, your religion, and the Green Bay Packers," I told them. I did that. I remember that. I remember...where I came from. The famous vince lombardi. It should be Your family your religion and the mfk u own!
 
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