I got one of those plug in air fresheners, and apparently it smalls like "Breeze". Now I can appreciate the aesthetically pleasing name, but it doesn't smell like breeze. My folks live in the country, where the breeze doesn't smell like anything. If I lived a half mile down the road, the breeze would smell like Whoppers, I think they vent that smell out on purpose at Burger King. If you live in a major metropolitan area like I do, the "breeze" probably does not smell crisp and clean, it probably smells like car exhaust. If you travel further west from my parent's place, the "breeze" smell gets stronger. It smells like animal crap. Pig crap, horse crap, turkey crap, and cattle crap. Who would want that in an air freshener? Thank God it doesn't actually smell like breeze. And what if the breeze did smell nice and flowery like my "breeze" air freshener? Would it smell stronger if the "breeze" turned into a stiff wind? If that 5 mph "breeze" was multiplied by a factor of 8, that 40 MPH "Breeze" may very well overwhelm your snozz. I can't even imagine what a "Hurricane" would smell like.
RANT: Breeze flavored air fresheners
- Thread starter ewurm
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No, the breeze here, nor outside of town, does not smell like flowers, and I basically live in the middle of a national forest, so the air is pretty fresh here.
When I lived in central Cincinnati the breeze smelled like rotting broccoli for a couple of years. I never did find out why and I'm not sure I want to know.
I did live up the street from a place that makes flavoring for all kinds of candies and stuff for several years though and sometimes the air smelled like botterscotch or fruit candy. That was pretty pleasant. Not so pleasant when they were making something like garlic butter flavor.
When I lived in central Cincinnati the breeze smelled like rotting broccoli for a couple of years. I never did find out why and I'm not sure I want to know.
I did live up the street from a place that makes flavoring for all kinds of candies and stuff for several years though and sometimes the air smelled like botterscotch or fruit candy. That was pretty pleasant. Not so pleasant when they were making something like garlic butter flavor.
I thought it sounded funny. *Guess what avatar lol*.
On a side note, I feel privileged to be included in someones sig. Apart from Pixy Bloods. Knowing my luck it, wont last long with all the interesting and hilarious posts on this forum.
On a side note, I feel privileged to be included in someones sig. Apart from Pixy Bloods. Knowing my luck it, wont last long with all the interesting and hilarious posts on this forum.
I love the air freshener that my mom has that smell like fresh linen....but my laundry crap is scented too.... so what does it even smell like?
