I got one of those plug in air fresheners, and apparently it smalls like "Breeze". Now I can appreciate the aesthetically pleasing name, but it doesn't smell like breeze. My folks live in the country, where the breeze doesn't smell like anything. If I lived a half mile down the road, the breeze would smell like Whoppers, I think they vent that smell out on purpose at Burger King. If you live in a major metropolitan area like I do, the "breeze" probably does not smell crisp and clean, it probably smells like car exhaust. If you travel further west from my parent's place, the "breeze" smell gets stronger. It smells like animal crap. Pig crap, horse crap, turkey crap, and cattle crap. Who would want that in an air freshener? Thank God it doesn't actually smell like breeze. And what if the breeze did smell nice and flowery like my "breeze" air freshener? Would it smell stronger if the "breeze" turned into a stiff wind? If that 5 mph "breeze" was multiplied by a factor of 8, that 40 MPH "Breeze" may very well overwhelm your snozz. I can't even imagine what a "Hurricane" would smell like.
