Reasons why Piranha 3D was awesome or terrible

[studd muffin]

Was the dumbest movie I have ever watched in theater. Waste of $15.

 

[fishkeeper4244]

i dont know wat you guys are taliking about pirahna 3D was awsome!!!!

 

[SumoNinja]

haven't seen it yet, but from all that i heard, i need to see it



for the BEWBS!!!!!

 

[ballinouttacntrol]

It isn't the fish that's terrible to me. It's expected anyway and we all know how they exaggerate the likes of anacondas, bats, etc. But that movie is just cheap porn. The main focus was fish and instead, it got focused more on another thing. You'd think the movie is really all about fish terrorizing the tourists and local residents alike.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I LIKE ABOUT IT......can't recall another movie where decent scantidly dressed chicks are terrorized by an animal (IN 3 D IF YOU SAW IT IN THEATER!!!)!.

ps, i'm no expert but a lil birdie told me porn is cheaper then 8 bucks a ticket or the 5 buck rental

 

[12 Volt Man]

any movie with a nude underwater 'ballet' scene can never be bad.

ever.

this a known fact and has been known since the days of Aristotle.

 

[Slaegr]

definitely not a fan of justin beiber
but did you guys sound like hulk hogan when you were 15?

 

[makoshoemaker]

Well yeah, but thats because i was juicing like macho man

 

[SumoNinja]

I thought it would be a good idea to watch this movie because I have a long history of watching terrible B movies throughout all of my childhood. This movie is terrible, you see a guy get "degenitalized".

This movie has had some terrible deaths that are extremely unrealistic, but then again prehistoric piranhas are as well.
When the guy gets his legs eaten off as well as his man parts. That was my favorite scene in this horrible film. Everyone let me know what you hated/liked about this film

ok, had to bump this thread because i just saw this over the weekend for the first time. it came out on cable. loved it, it was everything that was expected. it lived up to the hype i had heard: bad plot, horrible story, gore, bewbs

and ts, you're crazy, best part of the movie was the "ballet" scene as mentioned below. Kelly Brook is so hot man, i don't know why she doesn't get more attention.

any movie with a nude underwater 'ballet' scene can never be bad.

ever.

this a known fact and has been known since the days of Aristotle.

 

[ballinouttacntrol]

finally the voice of reason has spoken and this movie is hereby certified as incredibly awesome!

 

[SumoNinja]

i swear, i didn't even know this was a movie about fish until right at the end when the big piranha jumps out and snatches the guy up