Recession Survival Tips.

[Aqua Sanctuary]

live by it lol

 

[Spankbelly]

Lately I've been watching Jerry Springer and Maury to remind myself that my life ain't so bad.
And Tyra because...unemployed meat packers need bikini fashion tips and relationship advise.

 

[balton777]

Stinky Clothes and Caffeine-
Find an old Laundromat with machines that have those slide in slots for quarters. Shove coffee stir sticks in each slot, push the slid and wonder how clean your cloths will get with no soap.
Or add that pube covered sliver of used bar soap the shelter gave you.
You must hold the sticks between each knuckle of one hand, push the slid
and sticks at the same time, having the sticks raised to hit the release at quarter height.

Not proud of this but when I was really young and poor, in my first apartment, I figured out I could put quarters in the apartments washing machine and put tape over the quarters. Then I could push it in and start the washer but the quarters covered in the tape would come back out.