Riddles

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What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
 
river
 
yay for me. i'm usually closer to retarded than not. :D
 
A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?
 
ill give u gr8s girlfriends number
 
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