Riding the bus

[Camshaft Ramrod]

Empty my tank

 

[Camshaft Ramrod]

Fog slicer

 

[krichardson]

**** + fart = shart
The act of accidentally pooping when you fart.

Thanks Sp33dstx that was a very good definition.

 

[Camshaft Ramrod]

Frequency Actuated Rectal Tremor

 

[sp33dstix]

My two favorite:

Landmine:
Farting on something soft (couch) and making the smell stick into the cusion, when you get up all of the smell is released...

Crop Duster:
Farting while walking and there are people behind you.

 

[Camshaft Ramrod]

Ghost turd

 

[dawn]

Calm down, bud

 

[Camshaft Ramrod]

I made a pootie

 

[Camshaft Ramrod]

ehhh... I'll stop.

 

[dawn]

My two favorite:

Landmine:
Farting on something soft (couch) and making the smell stick into the cusion, when you get up all of the smell is released...

Crop Duster:
Farting while walking and there are people behind you.

Now who in their right mind would do that, sniffing the seat they'd just farted on?