Sacrafices

[dragonfish]

My wife said we couldn't afford beer so I would have to quit. Then I caught her buying $65 worth of makeup. I asked her why I had to give up things but she didn't. She said the makeup was so she could look pretty for me. I said that was what the beer was for..... I don't think she's coming back.

 

[AquataHolic420]

My wife said we couldn't afford beer so I would have to quit. Then I caught her buying $65 worth of makeup. I asked her why I had to give up things but she didn't. She said the makeup was so she could look pretty for me. I said that was what the beer was for..... I don't think she's coming back.

haha awesome... woman always want the cake and to eat it too.. JK, but man some of them think money grows on trees..makeup is soooo 80's anyway.

 

[USMC Sniper]

My wife said we couldn't afford beer so I would have to quit. Then I caught her buying $65 worth of makeup. I asked her why I had to give up things but she didn't. She said the makeup was so she could look pretty for me. I said that was what the beer was for..... I don't think she's coming back.

 

[---XR---]

yeah, i've heard this email before, the longer version is funnier

 

[rockinthe40ounce]

sounds like something i would say to my mom

 

[throttle]

sounds like something i would say to my mom

he drinks so his mom is better looking. anyone else hear dueling banjos

 

[---XR---]

he drinks so his mom is better looking. anyone else hear dueling banjos

 

[AndreR]

he drinks so his mom is better looking. anyone else hear dueling banjos

The Wife is the most luxurious thing ever invented, so to equalize this man´s treasure a woman can afford what ever she wants...

...if I understood my mom correctly