send this to all the girls.... 100% truee

[ozz465]

How about these

I might be married to u but that dooesnt mean im blind . I will look at the hot chicks bod.

men like sex . a fact of life.

Having a headache is a weak excuse , we can skip ure head.

more to be added.

 

[ewurm]

Also, the proper temperature of a dwelling is around 70 deg F. Chicks I know think the proper temperature is between 75 and 110. You can't keep Wurms at that temperature, we dry out. My coworker had the room up to 85 deg today. I was sweating like Mel Gibson in an Israeli jail.

 

[rottbo]

I live by the old rule..
doesnt matter where you wet you appetite as long as you come home for dinner...
meaning look at all the hot chicks you want as long as you go home for the real thing

 

[ozz465]

I live by the old rule..
doesnt matter where you wet you appetite as long as you come home for dinner...
meaning look at all the hot chicks you want as long as you go home for the real thing

I agree 100 %......

 

[beex215]

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.


^^^^^^that is so very true..why does it need to be down?leave it up or down i dont care

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.


^^^^^^^^that true too.