okay officially the funniest thing ever my chocolate colored striped cali king (wesley) had just gotten out of a shed and hadnt eaten in a week the my friend dropped him he was okay me and my parents made sure but it pissed him off big time and i was warned not to hold him since he was hungry but i didnt care so it was entirely my bad but he tried to eat my middle finger had the entire tip of my finger in his mouth and was working on my knuckle my dad had to force him to stop eating me and ever since i've been cracking jokes i'm just glad he's okay