So far we have made a 660-word story! We have had 309 responses, which means we average just over 2 words per post. This took me forever to put together, so here is the story!
Billy went to the crematorium to inquire about cremating his most favorite Bichir. When Billy got a new bichir, he put it in the toilet. The bichir took a trip through the Milky Way to his underlying fate of death. In the afterlife, Billy got COVID when he got his butter cookies. Billy is a cookie monster and loves artichoke cookies. Cooking artichokes by the grilling method is great for your favorite vegetable ( D deeda ruined that one). Billy loves your mom because she’s short but he can’t get his favorite banana flavored pizza. Meanwhile his friend Jeff, a closet transvestite, tried to wear stilettos and bang…but unfortunately her undies were covered by long pants. THis caused Billy to take off at lightspeed across traffic. This made the local news and MFK fame. So he went to his LFS to get dechlorinator and marveled at the beautiful filtration system called canister filters. On the filters were a pair of undies decorated like a birthday cake full of chocolate sprinkles. Billy gasped when he broke wind, at the same time laughing hilariously. As he left he tripped and farted.When he saw that his underwear was ruined, he went to the underwear shop and bought a G string. But it was very sticky, so he exchanged them for a jar of pickled eggs and jam for lunch with crackers and hashbrowns. After lunch [Billy] took a nap in a hammock he made from toothpaste caps flavored like pistachios. He then went on vacation to Mars where they have fantastic LFS and Sans Fish. There he got a partian cichlid with four heads and 7 feet but no toes. He also got a laser sword made of popsicles that tasted like chicken fat and smelled worse. Later that day Billy ate the Chicken liver, but puked into a banana pizza with anchovies and chocolate sprinkles that had anchovy toppings. The guilt set in, Billy decided anchovies are bad, then he took a stroll to eat some anchovies. After he ate he went to the amusement park for cotton candy, but when he got there he decided to poison it because he wanted to. It was tea time and Billy slurped it up. Then he drank coffee, unfortunately, it was instant molten lava, decaffeinated molten lava, shaken, not stirred, vodka martini. The waiter had dwarfism and a blonde wig, and wore pantaloons covered in fish oil. Soon after Billy decided to ignite a fish taco until it exploded and killed him! But his son, Billy junior ate a bagel that was anchovy flavored. Inside it, a diamond anchovy shaped Clownfish. The clownfish had Petco ich and heartburn, so he took it to the pharmacy in a bowl filled with Peri Peri hot sauce. The pharmacist, an evil pharmacist, gave him cyanide-based strawberry pops which were undoubtedly ineffective, though very tasty. Once he ingested clove oil, he threw up. The vomit filled the bowl and clogged the sump which overflowed onto the tv and shocked the next person in line who thought it was dog food without anchovies, and it exploded him into the tank where he opened a beer and charged it. Later on I went home and ordered a boa constrictor and some potato chip flavored rats as a valentine gift for the local discus breeder. But she had a STD from a fish and worm guts oozed from the open wound inside her favorite horse, battery operated, of course. The battery operated horse was confused. Mr. Ed told him to punch it in the anchovies and to say why anchovies? In response he said… “Because I don’t like bad fish”. After punching the beach ball again, he drank his coffee which tasted like smelly undercrackers and smelled worse than a dead anchovy. Upon inspection with his binoculars he saw a alarm clock which rang out at exactly 6:09 PM. But after snoozing it would explode into song, specifically “Revenge” [A minecraft song]
Billy went to the crematorium to inquire about cremating his most favorite Bichir. When Billy got a new bichir, he put it in the toilet. The bichir took a trip through the Milky Way to his underlying fate of death. In the afterlife, Billy got COVID when he got his butter cookies. Billy is a cookie monster and loves artichoke cookies. Cooking artichokes by the grilling method is great for your favorite vegetable ( D deeda ruined that one). Billy loves your mom because she’s short but he can’t get his favorite banana flavored pizza. Meanwhile his friend Jeff, a closet transvestite, tried to wear stilettos and bang…but unfortunately her undies were covered by long pants. THis caused Billy to take off at lightspeed across traffic. This made the local news and MFK fame. So he went to his LFS to get dechlorinator and marveled at the beautiful filtration system called canister filters. On the filters were a pair of undies decorated like a birthday cake full of chocolate sprinkles. Billy gasped when he broke wind, at the same time laughing hilariously. As he left he tripped and farted.When he saw that his underwear was ruined, he went to the underwear shop and bought a G string. But it was very sticky, so he exchanged them for a jar of pickled eggs and jam for lunch with crackers and hashbrowns. After lunch [Billy] took a nap in a hammock he made from toothpaste caps flavored like pistachios. He then went on vacation to Mars where they have fantastic LFS and Sans Fish. There he got a partian cichlid with four heads and 7 feet but no toes. He also got a laser sword made of popsicles that tasted like chicken fat and smelled worse. Later that day Billy ate the Chicken liver, but puked into a banana pizza with anchovies and chocolate sprinkles that had anchovy toppings. The guilt set in, Billy decided anchovies are bad, then he took a stroll to eat some anchovies. After he ate he went to the amusement park for cotton candy, but when he got there he decided to poison it because he wanted to. It was tea time and Billy slurped it up. Then he drank coffee, unfortunately, it was instant molten lava, decaffeinated molten lava, shaken, not stirred, vodka martini. The waiter had dwarfism and a blonde wig, and wore pantaloons covered in fish oil. Soon after Billy decided to ignite a fish taco until it exploded and killed him! But his son, Billy junior ate a bagel that was anchovy flavored. Inside it, a diamond anchovy shaped Clownfish. The clownfish had Petco ich and heartburn, so he took it to the pharmacy in a bowl filled with Peri Peri hot sauce. The pharmacist, an evil pharmacist, gave him cyanide-based strawberry pops which were undoubtedly ineffective, though very tasty. Once he ingested clove oil, he threw up. The vomit filled the bowl and clogged the sump which overflowed onto the tv and shocked the next person in line who thought it was dog food without anchovies, and it exploded him into the tank where he opened a beer and charged it. Later on I went home and ordered a boa constrictor and some potato chip flavored rats as a valentine gift for the local discus breeder. But she had a STD from a fish and worm guts oozed from the open wound inside her favorite horse, battery operated, of course. The battery operated horse was confused. Mr. Ed told him to punch it in the anchovies and to say why anchovies? In response he said… “Because I don’t like bad fish”. After punching the beach ball again, he drank his coffee which tasted like smelly undercrackers and smelled worse than a dead anchovy. Upon inspection with his binoculars he saw a alarm clock which rang out at exactly 6:09 PM. But after snoozing it would explode into song, specifically “Revenge” [A minecraft song]
