Strangest thing you have fed your Poly.
- Thread starter Chris E
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Angler;2973107; said:Carrots? Cheese? Noodles? Dang, you guys must get bored
The noodles fell in to my grow out tank.
thats messed up go see a doctororegonian;2977054; said:i think i got everyone beat. other fish(on purpose and not) kinda normal to me.
now before i say i don't want any hate messages or complaints, these were acquired legally and safely and do not recc people without the resources to seek them out.
so without further ado.....
drumroll please..............
KITTEN AND PUPPY TESTICLES AND UTERUSES
they friggin loved em
yeah the old clinic i used to work at. they were sign overs i was fostering. during surgery i was joking around with the dr. about how my fish would probably love that and well the rest is history
on the scientific side they are high in protein and since they were from young pets there was almost no fat. my bichirs went CRAZY for them. barely touched the bottom of the tank before all 5 were coming after them and chased each other around trying to steal the "treat".
looked like a group of kids chasing one who got the last cookie, "DAAAAAAAAAAAD! Shelby won't share her testicles!"
on the scientific side they are high in protein and since they were from young pets there was almost no fat. my bichirs went CRAZY for them. barely touched the bottom of the tank before all 5 were coming after them and chased each other around trying to steal the "treat".
looked like a group of kids chasing one who got the last cookie, "DAAAAAAAAAAAD! Shelby won't share her testicles!"
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oh come on guys, seriously?!? no one else is gonna chime in? i know for a fact there are other strange things being fed to polys. i've seen the pics.
sincerly sorry chris e, ididn't mean to kill the thread, but i didn't think true MFKers would be so squemish. i guess i didn't realize that while feeding live fish, worms, lizards or mice was completely acceptable, using tissues(i.e. TESTICLES AND UTERUSES) that were surgically removed and would have otherwise been discarded was a crime against nature
anyways if thats the end i guess i will claim the title of
Uber Mega Super Awesome Strangest Polypterus Feeder In The World Ever 2009.
i will be accepting resumes for the groveling lackie yes-person positions via PM until i find one that will give me all their money and take the beatings well. no experience neccessary but a sense of humor is required. those with heart conditions or liver deficiecies(as copious consumption of PBR is a job requirement) need not apply. this is a contract job and upon completion, termination or resignation, the worthless sack will complete an exit interview with Lead Bichir, Starla, and eventually processed through the digestive tracks of all Bichir teamsters.
thank you for your interest and i look forward to hearing from you.
Sincerly
Will S. aka oregonian
(oregonian sits back, cracks a beer and waits for the audiences reaction
)
oh come on guys, seriously?!? no one else is gonna chime in? i know for a fact there are other strange things being fed to polys. i've seen the pics.
sincerly sorry chris e, ididn't mean to kill the thread
, but i didn't think true MFKers would be so squemish. i guess i didn't realize that while feeding live fish, worms, lizards or mice was completely acceptable, using tissues(i.e. TESTICLES AND UTERUSES) that were surgically removed and would have otherwise been discarded was a crime against natureanyways if thats the end i guess i will claim the title of
Uber Mega Super Awesome Strangest Polypterus Feeder In The World Ever 2009.i will be accepting resumes for the groveling lackie yes-person positions via PM until i find one that will give me all their money and take the beatings well. no experience neccessary but a sense of humor is required. those with heart conditions or liver deficiecies(as copious consumption of PBR is a job requirement) need not apply. this is a contract job and upon completion, termination or resignation, the worthless sack will complete an exit interview with Lead Bichir, Starla, and eventually processed through the digestive tracks of all Bichir teamsters.
thank you for your interest and i look forward to hearing from you.
Sincerly
Will S. aka oregonian
(oregonian sits back, cracks a beer and waits for the audiences reaction
)
No worries about killing the thread
I think you definately have the strangest thing fed award for 2009, although Channarox trying carrot was pretty close.
Anyone else want to try and top these two?
I think you definately have the strangest thing fed award for 2009, although Channarox trying carrot was pretty close.Anyone else want to try and top these two?
i actually thought of a something that could top it. i'm sure someone has done it but wonder if anyone will say
doesn't pertain to poly's but when i was a kid we had this BA angelfish that i would feed any fleas from the pets to. i remember dropping them in and doing the dadun, dadun from jaws. good times
doesn't pertain to poly's but when i was a kid we had this BA angelfish that i would feed any fleas from the pets to. i remember dropping them in and doing the dadun, dadun from jaws. good times
oregonian;2977054; said:i think i got everyone beat. other fish(on purpose and not) kinda normal to me.
now before i say i don't want any hate messages or complaints
so without further ado.....
drumroll please..............
KITTEN AND PUPPY TESTICLES AND UTERUSES
they friggin loved em
I almost lost it when I scrolled down! That is awesome. I bet they loved that
Nothing wrong with it in my eyes...just going to be thrown away after the surgery...