STUFF MFKers Say...

  • We are currently upgrading MFK. thanks! -neo
"sorry dude, I can't go out tonight... I need to do water changes in my 18 fish tanks." :help2:
 
Bring back [insert banned member username]!!!
How do I hook up a sump?
NLS is better.
The mods are ruining this place!
Will my tank fall through the floor?
 
"Is it normal to swim upside down?"
"Why, I do water changes every year! WTF"
"how long can this (fish) last in my 1/2 gallon tank?"
"want to buy (species)!! Sorry, I can get them cheaper" -then why the hell do you have a WTB Thread, Goof!!
"what can I breed? Something that does not require Water Changes, heater, food or effort. Thanks"

(House64) "used cock to seal tank... Still leaks, why?"
 
STUFF MFKers say:

Wassup MFK! Went to the LFS to get some fish for my new DIY tank I built. Huge FW tank has 2 HOBs seeded with BB from another tank, dual OF box, a W/D, a UV, and T-5 VHO lighting. Came home with a TSN X RTC, RCK, GT, EBJD, RTGG, and a DAT. Will be feeding NLS, HBH, and OSI foods. Wish me luck. YCMTSU LOL!
 
"You're going to need a bigger tank"
"Why is my big mean fish picking on my smaller non aggressive fish? Please help!"
"Would this ( insert crazy setup ) work?"

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Where did my _______ go and why is the RTC so fat?
What's that floating at the surface.
Is there any fish I can add that'll eat poop?
Aquarium silicone is too expensive. Will this stuff I found in Wal Mart work?
Why is _______ banned where I live?
Can I feed dog/cat food to my tank?
Is it OK to feed hot dogs to my fish? He seems to like them.
What is this fish I just bought?

lol good ones
 
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