Stupid poptarts!
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worse thing ive done is been drunk and fixed bagel bites................talk about burns, those things are like napalm right out of the oven. lol.
Two sausages are frying in a pan. One looks at the other and says, "Hey, baby, what's cookin'?" and the other one, frightened out of its wits screams, "OMG! A talking sausage!"
I was having tea with a good friend of mine who has had a trained pop-tart living with her for years. We were sitting around talking when the pop-tart jumped onto my face and began chewing on it. My friend tried to stab it, but it kept on destroying my face with its razor-sharp teeth. The paramedics came and shot the pop-tart, but now I have to get many surgeries to rebuild my face.
I was having tea with a good friend of mine who has had a trained pop-tart living with her for years. We were sitting around talking when the pop-tart jumped onto my face and began chewing on it. My friend tried to stab it, but it kept on destroying my face with its razor-sharp teeth. The paramedics came and shot the pop-tart, but now I have to get many surgeries to rebuild my face.
