Sucker Punch Thread

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this is from the ign review that greg just posted. Sounds good to me = )
We're all expecting it to be eye candy so i'm not sure what this reviewer thought he was going to see. Who needs dialogue when there's hot chicks?


Sucker Punch is like a story that would have been written by a teenage fanboy who spent his night sucking down Red Bulls while playing video games only to realize that he has a creative writing assignment due the next morning. So he stays up all night belting it out, culling from not just the game he'd been playing, but also from the movies in his Netflix queue (most likely Inception, Shutter Island, The Last Airbender and Charlie's Angels).

There's hardly any dialogue at first as the movie starts as a full-on music video set in the 1960s. The songs used here, like some of those in Snyder's Watchmen, are just too obvious and cliche. (Seriously, there needs to be a moratorium on the use of "White Rabbit" in mind-bender movies.) Once Babydoll enters the third, more fantastical realm, the film becomes a (bad) video game. It's all eye candy, and never once do you feel like any of the characters are in any true danger of being hurt by their foes. (Maybe they'll just go deaf from the wall-to-wall loud music.)
 
it was alright. Like balln said, it's all eye candy. Visuals were great, but that was expected. girls were very attractive, obviously. However, the characters' attitudes were unbearable some of the time. It was pretty much a bad video game, with repetitive and redundant themes and motifs appearing.

But the visuals were eyegasmic, to say the least.
 
I only liked the action, and didn't care for much else. The lead character, IMO, was fugly...
Every friend I saw the movie with said it was crap.
 
This movie is trash. I wasted my money opening night. From opening sceen I was like "what the F is this!". Then after the movie was over I was like '"What the F was that!". There was so much rock/techo/rap music playing the whole movie for no reason. He just took a bunch of ideas from other better film an put them all together. Then added a bunch of half naked chicks but if you wanted naked chicks then why have a PG-13 rating. Its not an action film an when fighting happens you're pissed cause the lil Baby Doll girl is stripping her heart out! An top it all off with one of the worst ending to a movie maybe ever! I was pumped for this movie when I saw the trailer. Huge let down! Id say this movie is a FAIL! Dont waste your money

I needed to vent
Please if you liked this movie could you explain why?
 
Yeah I think I wll wait for it to come to ON DEMAND or Blackbuster.
 
i loved it because it satisfied my needs, sexy chicks with fish nets, holding guns and slaying dragons. thats a win in my book lol
 
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