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Dr Joe;476497; said:
Hope that was the very late eighties ;-) (I did't get into quantum physics untill I was 14, freaked teachers out... they didn't know if I was right or wrong)

Dr Joe

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Early 80s 1983-5


I see some smileys !!!!!!! :cool-1:
 
CHOMPERS;476545; said:
Sam...is that you? (Quantum Leap)




I think we all tried some sort of perpetual motion device. As a kid I designed a ramjet, but my mom said it would never work...



Your Mom a Physicist, or just didn't want her kid BBQ'd?

Ramjets are interesting. And noisy.

As a side note, never try to get a grant for a over-unity anything...it takes years for them to forget it and take you seriously again.

So do we pipe it in from lynchburg? For the cost of fuel to drive it here we could build our own.

Hey, we could package it and sell it as pure aquarium water just like they sell sea water (I can't beleive they do that).

I was licensed back in '78-'79 for an alchol generator (still) when I was proto'ing alternative fuel engine (grain'ahol). Try and get that now... ATF,EPA,FBI,HLS, and probably microsoft by now. The they want to know why you can't buy it from one of their buddies they already licensed.

But powering a distillation unit to make that much pure water...gotta think about that a bit.

Getting harder to borrow electricity anymore too. ;)

Dr Joe

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Dr Joe;477465; said:
So do we pipe it in from lynchburg? For the cost of fuel to drive it here we could build our own.
I don't know about the lynchburg still...ya put water and stuff in it and the only thing that comes out is cow food and whiskey. When they get it fixed, we can use it for water.

Dr Joe;477465; said:
Hey, we could package it and sell it as pure aquarium water just like they sell sea water (I can't beleive they do that).
And we could cram a pipe in the ground and sell it as spring water. Though I am not sure if people are dumb enough to buy a bottle of water.

The pure aquarium water is only authentic after a fish pooped in it, right? Jack Daniels mellows their whiskey by pouring it over charcoal...Dr. Joe's Pure Aquarium Water would be mellowed in your fish tanks. Sounds like a plan. :D

Dr Joe;477465; said:
Getting harder to borrow electricity anymore too. ;)

That's why they make really really really long extension cords. And that is why we have neigbors with patio outlets :naughty:
 
CHOMPERS;477611; said:
...And we could cram a pipe in the ground and sell it as spring water. Though I am not sure if people are dumb enough to buy a bottle of water....

Aquafina, Latham NY (near Albany) municipal water, from the tap (and filtered)! Why bother putting it in the ground & calling it spring.

Just think of all the water names we could use by using a specific ciyt/towns water & naming it after the city/town.

Some of my favorites....

Ordinary, KY * Ordinary Water
Crappo, MD * Crappo Water
Bath, NY * Bath Water
Flushing, NY * Flushing Water
Needmore, TX * Need more Water

North Piddle (Worcs. UK) * No. Piddle Water
Simonsbath (Somerset UK) * Simons Bath Water



Read them all, I am sure there are many more

Hygiene, CO
Frostproof, FL
Experiment, GA
Ideal, GA
Energy, IL
Normal, IL
French Lick, IN
Tingley, IA
Buttermilk, KS
Mud Lick, KY
Ordinary, KY
Petroleum, KY
Relief, KY
Dry Prong, LA
Waterproof, LA
Boring, MD
Crappo, MD
Climax, MI
Hell, MI
Lake, MI
Saline, MI
Hot Coffee, MS
Weed, NM
Bath, NY
Flushing, NY
Beach, ND
Boring, OR
Intercourse, PA
Jugtown, PA
Burning Well, PA
Tea, SD
Dripping Springs, TX
Needmore, TX
Best, TX
Veribest, TX
Sweetwater, TX
Grow, TX
Chocolate Bayou, TX
Medical Lake, WA
Onion Creek, WA
Acme, WV
Friendly, WV
Frost, WV
Odd, WV
Jackson Hole, WY

For our UK friends

Diss (Norfolk)
Nasty (Herts.)
North Piddle (Worcs.)
Simonsbath (Somerset)
Turner's Puddle (Dorset)
Washaway (Cornwall)
Waterhouses (Staffs.)
 
CHOMPERS;477611; said:
I don't know about the lynchburg still...ya put water and stuff in it and the only thing that comes out is cow food and whiskey. When they get it fixed, we can use it for water.

And we could cram a pipe in the ground and sell it as spring water. Though I am not sure if people are dumb enough to buy a bottle of water.
The pure aquarium water is only authentic after a fish pooped in it, right? Jack Daniels mellows their whiskey by pouring it over charcoal...Dr. Joe's Pure Aquarium Water would be mellowed in your fish tanks. Sounds like a plan. :D



That's why they make really really really long extension cords. And that is why we have neigbors with patio outlets :naughty:


Your probably right no one would buy a bottle of water... :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:

'Doc Joe's ALL NATURAL Pure Aquarium Water'...Cures Ick, Algae, Fin Rot, nematodes, Parsitic fungii. Removes built-up Waste from the bottom of your Tank, NO more water changes - just add 'Doc Joe's ALL NATURAL Pure Aquarium Water' twice a week to keep you tank Sparkling Fresh. If added to tank from a distance of SIX inches 'Doc Joe's ALL NATURAL Pure Aquariun Water' will Oxygenate your tank water and ELIMINATE DEADLY Stagnant areas in your tank.



This is great...Before I had this post finished I had 2 inquiries about purchases...I think We could be on to something. :eek:

What do you think Snakeoil Chompers? :D


Dr Joe

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Lil_Stinker , you slay me :ROFL: It must have taken some research or prior thought to come up with that list. Thanks for the good laugh.
 
CHOMPERS;479619; said:
Lil_Stinker , you slay me :ROFL: It must have taken some research or prior thought to come up with that list. Thanks for the good laugh.

Glad to be of service. I travel to BATH often (water tastes like crap) & thought of it a while ago. the research was already done. I have just been waiting for an opening... lol ;)

Okay; there is a resteraunt in North Piddle that serves 'Piddle Water' they bottle it in the sink in the kitchen, no filter, straight from the tap. (I don't believe they charge extra, you may need to pay to keep the bottle & label)
 
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