i'm gonna get slack for this one
ahahah, whoa, i wanna hear about that
Well we were at busch gardens leaning on a fence. It was me, my wife's cousin, her boyfriend, and my wife on the end. I looked to my left and there's this blonde looking at me. She obviously had fake bewbs, but I'm not complainingSo she looks at me and smiles then starts talking to me in whatever language it is that they speak. I have no idea what she said. I looked over to my cousin's bf and said, "There's a Swedish blonde standing next to me!!!!" Well I guess I said it a lil to loud & a lil too excited cuz my wife heard me. I got the silent treatment for a while and when she finally started talking to me again the blonde walked up and stood behind my wife while I'm getting my ass handed to me.
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Well we were at busch gardens leaning on a fence. It was me, my wife's cousin, her boyfriend, and my wife on the end. I looked to my left and there's this blonde looking at me. She obviously had fake bewbs, but I'm not complainingSo she looks at me and smiles then starts talking to me in whatever language it is that they speak. I have no idea what she said. I looked over to my cousin's bf and said, "There's a Swedish blonde standing next to me!!!!" Well I guess I said it a lil to loud & a lil too excited cuz my wife heard me. I got the silent treatment for a while and when she finally started talking to me again the blonde walked up and stood behind my wife while I'm getting my ass handed to me.
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come on man!! that took me all of 30 seconds and thats all I get?!