Teh Nitecrew Thread
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
Both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two-fifty
That ****in' whore.
I love the diceman. lol
Both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two-fifty
That ****in' whore.
I love the diceman. lol
Little Boy Blue -
He needed the money.
Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater.
Whacked off in the movie theater.
Sprayed his load across the screen
And ruined Titanic's final scene
He needed the money.
Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater.
Whacked off in the movie theater.
Sprayed his load across the screen
And ruined Titanic's final scene
Do this the next time you go to the movie theaters.
If the person in front of you says, "my seat is sticky"
you say, "that's because I just came"
If the person in front of you says, "my seat is sticky"
you say, "that's because I just came"
Jack and Jill went up the hill
And Jack would try to hump her.
Jill said No / and Jack said So
I'll ram it in your dumper
And Jack would try to hump her.
Jill said No / and Jack said So
I'll ram it in your dumper
can't tell ya. They're all From Andrew Dice Clay
Hey diddle diddle,
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon.
That's more than my lazy wife does,
The fat, ****in' smelly baboon
Hey diddle diddle,
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon.
That's more than my lazy wife does,
The fat, ****in' smelly baboon
