Teh Nitecrew Thread

[Mourinho18]

Or you could hump his mom

i already humped his moms bed, does that count?

 

[CHOMPERS]

Did ya ever go to a convenience store and get a fountain drink and then later spill it? The lids never stay on.

That said, it is time to change the oil in your car. And be careful not to spill it on the driveway. It is impossible to clean up.

By the way, while you are changing the oil in your car you should get a fountain drink in the largest plastic cup that you can get.

Now do I need to tell you how to get rid of your used motor oil?

 

[MrRngr94]

Transmission fluid is better. It smells like cat piss

 

[CHOMPERS]

OH GOD...NOT .....not.... NOT HE MAN....





(wimper)

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[CHOMPERS]

I'd still do the condom trick

Seriously...and don't settle for look-a-like liquids.

 

[AquataHolic420]

Did ya ever go to a convenience store and get a fountain drink and then later spill it? The lids never stay on.

That said, it is time to change the oil in your car. And be careful not to spill it on the driveway. It is impossible to clean up.

By the way, while you are changing the oil in your car you should get a fountain drink in the largest plastic cup that you can get.

Now do I need to tell you how to get rid of your used motor oil?

yes

 

[AquataHolic420]

haha i gotcha... hadda do a double take...

 

[MrRngr94]

 

[missyme06]

are they doing that crap to your car as we speak??!

 

[CHOMPERS]

yes

in the middle of the night, drive by his house on a reconassance run to see if anyone is outside (You don't want witnesses). Then make a second run and toss it onto his driveway. Don't look back, just keep driving like nothing happened.

By the way, don't do it tomorrow or anytime soon. Revenge is a dish that is best served cold.