I'm glad you said that cuz I was wanting to post something on those lines but kept forgetting.
Who here takes a dump at work? I almost try to wait until I get to work to do so. There is nothing more satisfying than earning money while dropping a deuce.
Back in the day, I used to get paid like $70/hour when I was 14 to take a dump at work. It paid being the only one anyone knew that knew anything about computer networks back in the day.