Teh Nitecrew Thread

[MrRngr94]

I tried that once before. She woke up later that morning and saw me sleeping on the floor. She said, "Why are you down there?" I told her, "Because I tried something on you lastnight and you beat the $*** outta me!" lol

 

[Mourinho18]

I tried that once before. She woke up later that morning and saw me sleeping on the floor. She said, "Why are you down there?" I told her, "Because I tried something on you lastnight and you beat the $*** outta me!" lol

, well, try your luck again. Second times a charm.

 

[MrRngr94]

No it's not! We've been together for 12 years..... I've tried.

 

[Josh]

I don't think he wants to end up with his very own vagina.

 

[MrRngr94]

Well if I had my very own I wouldn't have to borrow hers so much

 

[Mourinho18]

Just uhhh, buy her flowers and fill her up with wine. Load her up with wine, and bam. Nothing wrong with that, it's your wife.

 

[MrRngr94]

She doesn't drink. I just can't win

 

[Josh]

Roofies?

 

[MrRngr94]

Maybe, but with my job that wouldn't be a good thing

 

[DeLgAdO]

LOL, you guys are sick