Texas Teen Vampire Bites Stranger, Says He Needed to Feed

[Warborg]

This happened in Texas and he wasn't shot by the homeowner? LOL!

I need to polish mine up

 

[Pharaoh]

Is that Lestat?

LOL

 

[Death Pony]

Only in Texas...
This is definitely the weirdest thing I've heard all day.

 

[Angler]

Ok, maybe he was sober at the time, but I'm pretty sure drugs have fried that brain. Drugs are bad, mmkay.

 

[Bluey]

hahah. awesome more loco's. ya think he would just bite himself!

 

[krichardson]

Man,we got flesh eating amebas and wannabe vampires with holes in their ears running around,what's this world coming to?....Our dogs are not even safe thanks to algal blooms.

 

[ballinouttacntrol]

too bad it wasn't fishmama's house, she might've liked a young teen (she's a cougar after all) growling, hissing and biting her in bed

 

[Neervana]

hmmm maybe that guy seriously isnt well in the head? although there's this guy who i've known for YEARS. like over ten years i've known him now and he's ALWAYS told me he's a vampire. im like yeah.. ok.. w/e! i thought it was just attention seeking.

maybe he isnt well in the head. if that happened to me i'd crap myself in my bed lol.

 

[ballinouttacntrol]

clearly he isn't okay in the head.....he thinks he's 500 years old

 

[Fat Homer]

^ what you talking about 500 years old is young... i'm at least 1200 by now...