The "chuck norris" of "chuck norris jokes"

[invisyblegypsey]

World's Greatest Human" ??? i think NOT!! he only saves Texas not the world!
but he is master of the bowflex

 

[12 Volt Man]

if a book was written about the truth of me and 400 facts about the truth, such as my tears cure cancer, I would hold my head high and live my life proud.


obviously not chuck...

but someone would be making a lot of money from your name and your fame without your prior authorization..

I can understand why he sued.

 

[smpage]

World's Greatest Human" ??? i think NOT!! he only saves Texas not the world!
but he is master of the bowflex

He doesn't save Texas, he Ranges it.

 

[FLESHY]

He deserves a cut, but obviously no one actually thinks that carlos' tears cure cancer.

 

[Bderick67]

He decides to sue now?

No he decided to sue back in 2007. Then decided to drop the suit in spring of 2008.

This is all past-tense

 

[navygirl76]

i cant stop laughing that his name is really Carlos- Carlos Norris-- ..

 

[andyjs]

He doesn't save Texas, he Ranges it.

Walker Texas Saver doesn't have the same ring to it (Savior maybe? That works a little better)

Sweet guitar BTW, I love teles

 

[laxplaya8613]

chuck norris also sued the NBC network for copyright infringement, saying that Law and Order are registered names of his left and right legs.

 

[navygirl76]

lol laxplaya-good one!

 

[random fish guy]

chuck norris also sued the NBC network for copyright infringement, saying that Law and Order are registered names of his left and right legs.

lol