The Difference between "Guts" and "Balls"

[12 Volt Man]

Medical Distinction Between Guts and Balls

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking there is No difference in the outcome.

Both result in death

 

[TheCanuck]

lmao

 

[Westie]

Far better than any answers I could come up with!

 

[flipstylex]

having balls on this ^ is a deathwish, ill stick with guts lol

 

[vaipulu]

My wife would slay me in.000000001 sec. my guts and balls would be everywhere.

 

[Bottomfeeder]

Actually, there's about an 8" difference. What do I win.


PS that's not NEARLY as dirty as it sounds.

 

[Yumu]

Funny

 

[MinnowMagnet]

there is also a fine line between having balls and straight up stupidity