The Endless Anything goes story thread

[shovelnose]

but fat nick was there and started pounding his ass with his favorite louisville slugger

 

[DanDanUK]

SLAP ! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW a stone get's fired at his mooning ass!...........................

 

[rayman45]

then angie cried to the cops "hate crime, hate crime"
then she get busted a week later for robbing someone with a gun....

 

[mrsrobertson]

and used it to hold up a fish store, she demanded all the monster fish in the store or she would start blowing the snakeheads away one by one....

 

[rayman45]

she goes to shoot a snakehead, but rayman jumps infront of it and takes the bullet, but.........

 

[shovelnose]

luckily he was wearing his bullet proof pajammas

 

[rayman45]

so he got up a made hand signals and all the sh crawled to her and .........

 

[mrsrobertson]

stupid fool he is, the bullet hits him in the head and just ricotes around in his brain so now he just drools all the time...

 

[rayman45]

so p45 uses his computer skill to look up

 

[shovelnose]

brain surgery