The Excuse Game

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sorry i just watered it.

go touch the elecric eel for me
 
I can't I'm not drunk enough yet.

Go wrestle a crocodile.
 
I can't i already said "in a while, crocodile"

Buy me a mansion
 
He is not for sale...

Get me the winning lotto numbers!!
 
Can't, I'm too depressed about all the money I spent trying to hit yesterday.

Clean out all my canisters.
 
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