The Mamba story...

[snakefin]

There are... better ways to die fast.

 

[Lepisosteus platyrhincus]

lol. this story is funnier the second time i read it.

ps thanks for editing my half the conversation. pretty sure some of what i said would be ban worthy

 

[gigas12]

Hi,you dont screw around with a green mamba!

 

[Masa06]

Not necesarry, eventually he'll take a Viperid to the crotch and his plumbing will necrote off

Gaboon viper.. 2 inch fangs.. oww just the thought stings.

 

[TTTT]

WITH A SPOON

A rusty, jagged spoon.

 

[Mike D]

A rusty, jagged spoon.

SPORK!!!!

 

[snakeguy101]

You guys are sadistic. I mean the guy was an idiot but man! I say we let him kill himself, no need for sporks or rusty spoons

 

[Keasarge]

what an idiot! its so easy to lose respect for the dangerous animals and think oh it will never happen to me and thats how people get injured and killed and the animal ends up with a bad name
poor snake